How do you know when someone has too much spare cash? Not when they choose the ~expensive~ wine in the bar, not when they somehow manage TWO holidays a year, but when they pay someone £190 an HOUR to BITE their ASS.
BITE. THEIR. ASS.
That's right, celebrities who love to burn money have found a fun new way to get rid of spare cash dollar - inviting a masseuse to their home to massage them - and by massage, we mean chomp down on their botttoms using their actual teeth.
The Hollywood Reporter spoke to the masseuse, whose name is Dr Dorothy Stein, and she said:
‘I went to every Def Leppard show and massaged them. I built a network with those people and eventually started massaging bands to get into shows'.
Massage and music [were] instilled in me early on'.
Apparently now charging about $150 – $250 an hour (£115 – £190ish, but fuck knows now because Brexit), Dot got into the biz when she exchanged her skillz for free concert tickets. Nice.
Her mum taught her the ropes, telling her to bite her back for a 'more intense massage' when she was younger and learning the trade.
So there you have it, guys. If you wanna make a living *and* meet cool celebs, just start biting them really hard. Who'da thought?!
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