Look, we don't want to upset anyone, but we've got a secret burning inside us and it needs to come out, god damnit.
Here it comes.
IS MADE FROM DEAD CHICKENS.
There, we said it. Chicken nuggets? Same deal. Chicken burgers. TOTALLY made of mashed up fried birds, wings, brains, buttholes 'n' all.
You knew this already, you're saying to yourself? Well this woman didn't seem to - who complained on Facebook when she found a feather in her chicken nugget.
‘I WILL NEVER EAT CHICKEN NUGGETS AGAIN,’ she wrote, in all caps. ‘Wtf McDonald’s??????
‘I just pulled a feather out of my chicken nugget at the Brooklyn Ohio McDonald’s!!!!’
Like it was the most shocking thing in the world. Like chickens don't have feathers. Like NUGGETS AREN'T ACTUAL COOKED NUGGETS OF A DEAD CREATURE'S FLESH. Many commenters took our stance on the post...
And many confessed they were surprised it was real chicken at all.
In a bit guys, we're off to get a Big Mac. Least there's no nasties in there, right?