KIM JONG-UN HAS EATEN SO MUCH CHEESE THAT HIS ANKLES HAVE BROKEN

It's not often we cover serious issues but this news story caught our attention and was so alarming that we felt it was our duty to report it to you, our loyal Comedy Central disciples.

Kim Jong-un, supreme leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, is rumoured to have eaten so much emmental cheese that his weight has ballooned out of control and his ankles have broken under the strain.

To reiterate, his ankles have broken because he has eaten too much cheese.

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With David Cameron visiting a Five Guys fast food joint yesterday, let's hope DC doesn't end up with a similar addiction or we could have a burger related broken pelvis on our hands.