7 Times Kim Kardashian Clothed Was More Shocking Than Kim Kardashian Nude

Baby bonnet > bubble butt.

So, you've heard. You've seen. Come inside, quickly.

Kim Kardashian has posted a naked bathroom selfie, and although it's ice-water-under-the-armpits-to-cool-down hot, it's sort of... well, old news?

 

When you're like I have nothing to wear LOL

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It's totally a great nude, and those black bars are so fetching, but we can't say we're shocked. In fact, to prove how un-surprising naked Kim has become, we've rounded up 11 clothed pictures of the star that are undeniably way more shocking. 

1. That time she wore all these beads

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That is way too many beads for one person, Kim. Share them with Paris. 

2. The time she had an actual rainbow on her butt

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She just keeps her champagne there now :(

3. Two words: sequinned camoflauge 

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Which, last we checked, not really what camoflauge is about. 

4. Five words: JEANS AND A FREAKING T-SHIRT 

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God is dead.

5. The time she visited Munich and tried to fit in

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And clearly succeeded.

6. The time she wore this hat

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Now here is a hat that could break the internet. 

7. The time she wore these glasses

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Are these in, now? Should we go buy a pair?