Screw the haters: Kim Kardashian is an incredible human being. From her leaked sex tape to media mogul, Kim sits on a mighty celebrity empire with Kanye and the rest her family.
Who else's butt is probably worth more than everyone in your local town? Who else can turn something that looks like a sock into a couture dress (that we want to buy, by the way) just by being the one who wears it?
And the best thing about Kim is that despite all of the madness, she's still sharp AF - and has a greater commitment to sheer clothing than you ever will.
Oh, and about that: Here are her best moments from 2016.
When she revealed the truth behind why she wears sheer clothing
She claimed: “I have always loved sheer — I just don’t GAF, LOL."
When she went makeup free
Balenciaga. No make up today. pic.twitter.com/l2WknhHoiy— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) October 2, 2016
Again, giving zero fucks.
When her and North gave us sequin goals to chase for the rest of our tiny lives
Like fabulous alien sparkle gods.
When she dyed her Cannes red carpet dress with teabags
She somehow beat our cost-cutting hacks without, er, needing to actually cut costs.
When she built a snowman
When she posted totally selfless photos of her assistant Steph Shep (AKA her own butt)
Oh Kim you joker you.
When she did a hair flip and eye roll at the same damn time
Hair flip & eye roll at the same damn time! pic.twitter.com/3RgYR9Fn2v— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) September 30, 2016
We'd have to spend the next four years of our lives trying to achieve this. But Kim? Naturally.
When she wore boots taller than the Burj Khalifa
Step up in this bitch like!!!!! pic.twitter.com/lXIqxH5ffd— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) October 1, 2016
Where does her leg end and torso start? Or has she defied science? Classic Kim.
When she did *that* Wonderland bridal shoot
Serious Madonna vibes.
When she turned North's bath into a glow rave
*Goes to purchase glow sticks*
And got her onto Snapchat
The headdresses were made. For. Them.
Can we Snapchat with you Kim? Pretty please?