Considering his list of current and past lovers, good looks, global adoration, the amount in his bank account and rather silky singing voice, it's safe to say most people would like to be Zayn Malik.
Sadly 99.99999999999999999% of us weren't blessed with Gigi Hadid's phone number or his chiselled jawline, artful facial hair and shite tattoos - but one make up artist can actually change all that (not the Gigi phone number bit, obv).
Super-talented make up artist Alicia Goveas got all dolled up as the ex-Directioner and entered the Mall of the Emirates in Dubai - and was mobbed by fans minutes later.
Suffice to say, people went apeshit. Couldn't have gone better, really.
She brought body guards, and even went as far as to replicate his tatts, facial hair, nose piercing and full outfit. But why?
'Makeup is not just about beauty but it’s a skill,’ Alicia wants us to know. We always believed Zayn's face was a work of art, and now that's proven. There is no hope for the rest of us, and we must accept that and move on (or do a special effects make up course, immediately).
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