Man Holds Funeral For Cucumber Worm, Tesco Responds Perfectly

Their messages went on for days.

Wes Morgan bought a cucumber from Tesco to make his "favourite dish" - a cucumber sandwich (we like him already).

But soon he found himself complaining to the purveyor of the green goods after finding a DEAD WORM wedged inside the packaging.

Wes Metcalfe via Facebook

Tesco sympathised deeply.

Wes Metcalfe via Facebook

The poor worm had so much more to give! So many holes to wriggle in! So many cucumbers to slide on! 

Wes Metcalfe did not stop there, though. No sir.

Wes Metcalfe via Facebook

He held a goddamn funeral. And Tesco reacted as anyone would, really:

Wes Metcalfe via Facebook

The whole saga ended with Wes, a man who almost ingested an actual worm, *praising* the supermarket giant for their customer service. What a day.

Wes Metcalfe via Facebook

What a time to be alive.

Wes Metcalfe via Facebook

He'll never forget this. And neither will we.

Wes Metcalfe via Facebook

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