Man Proves Selfridges Will Print Anything On Nutella Labels

How nutty.

Heroes come in all shapes and sizes. Some are born great, some have greatness thrust upon them, and others use Selfridges' personalisation services to print naughty words on Nutella jars. 

Writer Seamas O’Reilly has spent the last few weeks persuading the department store to print sweary combinations on the jars and the results are incredible. 

When a store member refused to print the word "arsemuck", Seamas convinced them it was an Irish surname.

"They queried it and I convinced them it was an Irish name, for arsenio or arsene," he said.

Go forth, Seamas, and continue the Lord's work.