Heroes come in all shapes and sizes. Some are born great, some have greatness thrust upon them, and others use Selfridges' personalisation services to print naughty words on Nutella jars.
I can now confirm that Selfridges will put *anything* you ask for on a Nutella jar. pic.twitter.com/i5DFjtAHHr— Shocko (@shockproofbeats) December 9, 2015
Writer Seamas O’Reilly has spent the last few weeks persuading the department store to print sweary combinations on the jars and the results are incredible.
When a store member refused to print the word "arsemuck", Seamas convinced them it was an Irish surname.
"They queried it and I convinced them it was an Irish name, for arsenio or arsene," he said.
Not gonna lie, this was even harder to get past the staff in Selfridges than 'backdirt' was. Worth it though. pic.twitter.com/cuZ3hCoPKB— Shocko (@shockproofbeats) January 5, 2016
Go forth, Seamas, and continue the Lord's work.