We have a lot of unanswered questions about Friends. But after "Holy crap, why did Ross stop loving Ben after Emma came along?", one of the biggest is: WHY DIDN'T JOEY AND PHOEBE GET DOWN AND DIRTY?
Well, apparently there's no good goddamn reason. Matt LeBlanc recently confessed to People magazine that he wanted Phoebe and Joey to hook up - but the writers wouldn't let him.
“Towards the end we actually pitched the idea that Joey and Phoebe had been having casual sex the entire time,” he said.
“We’d go back and shoot all the historical scenes and just before a moment that everyone recognises, there’s Joey and Phoebe coming out of a broom closet together. But they were like, ‘Nah’.”
Nah?! Nah?! That's it? WE NEED A REASON, PEOPLE!