Praise be. Rejoice. Thank your lucky stars you were born in this centrury. McDonald's have created a "sweet harmonious" menu item that is about to change your life, forever.
IT'S FRENCH FRIES COVERED IN CHOCOLATE SAUCE.
Called the "McChoco Potato" (you literally spend millions on marketing, that's the best you could come up with?), the new snack is available from January 26th. But there's a catch - you'll only be able to get it in Japan.
So there's only one thing for it, really. No, it's not popping to Tescos and melting your own chocolate. And no, it's not continuing to dip your french fries into your McFlurry like a savage.
It's flying to Japan.
Away with you. Now.