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A McDonald's worker confessed the chain's darkest secrets and they mmight just change your eating habits. Forever.
ON THE 'HEALTHY' OPTIONS
ON THE GRILLED CHICKEN
ON NUGGETS, YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE
23 Ways Food Got Crazy In 2016Can we... Not?
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2 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesInstead, the infinite world of pop-up restaurants and new hip lunch places is full of these... Whatever this is.
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4 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesDoes no-one respect the sanctity of eating now?
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6 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesIt’s a pandemic, people.
7 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesHonestly, when the “plate” is bigger than the meal, you know something’s not right.
8 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesHow do they wash it? OMG, DO THEY EVEN WASH IT???
9 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesTFW when your restaurant ordered too many candle holders and doesn’t know what to do with them.
10 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesAs much as a concept of a Ferris wheel full of chicken sounds amazing, in practice it’s the worst idea ever. Just look at it.
11 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesBloody Wimbledon wankers.
12 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesWe’re pretty sure this "plate" of mini wellingtons are a safety hazard.
13 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesSo is this wellington guillotine. What's with the wellingtons and the violence?
14 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesThey said "Only ‘90s kids will understand," and yet here we are...
15 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesA tempura shoe to share, anyone?
16 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesDoes this £29 spag-bol come with a discount for self-assembly?
17 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesThats… That’s not how cheese plates work, you guys.
18 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesThat’s one way to ensure people won’t steal your tableware.
19 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesJust shove it in our mouth, why don’t ya.
20 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesLord have mercy.
21 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesHow did we let this happen?
22 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesWhere did we go wrong?
23 of 23Twitter/We Want PlatesIt's not too late to stop this 2k17.
Resalted: 19 Foods From The 90s We Wish We Coudl Still Eat Every Day
19 Foods From The 90s We Wish We Could Still Eat Every DayDelicious.
1 of 19Twitter/YouTube/InstagramDo you dream of Heinz Baked Beans Pizza cheesing up your taste buds once again?
2 of 19Jason Lam/FlickrThe magical garlic butter geyser that was chicken kievs
3 of 19Bernard MatthewsOr mini chicken kievs, the chicken kiev of the nouveau riche
4 of 19FindusCrispy Pancakes, shortening your lifespan with every crumb
5 of 19FindusChicken, BACON and SWEETCORN Crispy Pancakes
6 of 19FindusMINCED BEEF CRISPY PANCAKES
7 of 19Cucinaconoi English/YouTubeThe humble potato croquette
8 of 19Bernard MatthewsGolden Drummers weren't even given the dignity of being actual drumsticks
9 of 19timbrandwood/InstagramPotato alphabet letters, spelling out alternative words for 'bum' since 1993
10 of 19McCain/YouTube/Mark RodgersMicro Chips: Also available in crinkle cut for those that don't live by 'rules'
11 of 19Bernard MatthewsTurkey Twizzlers can alternatively be used as the blade in power drills
12 of 19McCain/YouTube/RetrontarioPutting a Pizza Pocket in your mouth fresh out of the oven or putting a hot coal in your mouth = interchangable
13 of 19alessiaiova/InstagramHumanity hasn't found a more efficient way to spread this much fat and carb across a surface area since oven rosti
14 of 19YouTube/Bootsy's CommercialsBagel Bites, because miniature pizzas just won't do
15 of 19Twitter/Ella PooleTrapped in each Potato Smiley is the lost soul of someone who once smiled halfheartedly about something
16 of 19Instagram/Rachael BrownPotato Waffles; disappointingly un-anthropomorphic
17 of 19Twitter/Gemmalouise33Unlike Turkey Dinosaurs, whose natural habitat was mashed potato volcanoes
18 of 19TrolliThis counted
19 of 19Birds EyeFine; these didn't exist in the 90s. But they exist now. We'll leave you to think about that for a while
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