Meet The Vagina Touching Game That's Too Sexy For The App Store

They’re a touchy lot, Apple…

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Now that we've got your attention, let’s talk about video games.

Sex in video games (shudder) has long been a pretty taboo affair. Remember when that GTA San Andreas ‘Hot Coffee’ cheat code went round the schoolground? The outrage was unprecedented, and that was just over a few kids enjoying some low-quality porn in their bedrooms!

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Well, thanks to the smartphone, sex can be with you wherever you go, only an unlock and a couple of clicks away.

Meet ‘La Petite Mort’ (the little death, AKA a post-cum comedown), a new game, which invites players to touch a highly pixelated vulva in order to induce orgasm. Yep, you read that right, this is a video game guide to fingering.

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The game requires you drag your finger slowly across the screen, letting the audio cues guide you to the magic spot. Frankly, we’re delighted that someone made a game that forces you to listen to a woman’s feedback (thanks devs), but Apple are not such big fans, as they’ve just removed the game from the app store.

Watch a full gameplay video below - vaguely SWF (with the sound off)...

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