The Inside Scoop On Miley's Latest Sexy Atrocity

The pop strumpet just charged this superfan $900 for a lewd meet-and-greet – but what went through her head as she lustily mugged for the camera?

[subheader]"Riiight. *Sigh* Here we go then. Hey-ho, new Game Of Thrones on later."[/subheader]

[subheader]"Must sort my vegetable crisper tonight."[/subheader]

[subheader]"Ohhh wait, Game Of Thrones is Sunday."[/subheader]

[subheader]"Netflix, then. Maybe have that quiche? Better check the date on it."[/subheader]