Modern Hero Leaves His Job At Burger King And Steals All Of The Nuggets

Nugg life.

Did you ever know that you're our hero?

And everything we would like to be?

We can fly higher than a chicken, ba-by, because you stole these nuggets from Burger King. 

Such is our tribute to the greatest man who ever lived, Zealot, who stole bags of chicken nuggets before strapping them in for a safe journey home. 

But how can we live our lives like him? How can we learn from his greatness? What wisdom can he impart on the masses to teach them to live their best lives, every damn day?

Oh. Cool.