Monkey Armed With Knife Downs Rum And Attacks Brazilians

Obviously.

It started how it always starts. A monkey walked into a bar.

On 5th February, an anonymous monkey visited the bar in Patos, Brazil, picked up a knife, chased the male customers, and left himself alone with the ladies. 

Thankfully, after wreaking a bit of havoc, the monkey was captured by firefighters and released back into the wild. 

Lt. Col. Saul Laurentino, from the local fire department, said of the incident: "It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife." 

Of course. Check out the incident in the video below.

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