Painfully Single Dude Makes Hilarious Couples' Costumes

Pregnant Kimye > any costume you and bae have planned.

In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.

In Pablo Solarte World, it's also the one day a year you can dress up in hilarious couple's costumes, even though you're painfully single.

Wanna be Kimye? You be Kimye. You don't need no SO.

Always loved Ghost? Make your own Patrick Swayze.

Who needs a bae anyway?

 

Just watching our wedding video. #happyhalloween #demimoore #patrickswayze #ghost #costume

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This year, follow Pablo and (literally) build your own destiny. Halloween just got a lot more exciting. And weird. Even more weird.

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