Parents Have Noticed A Highly Sexual Moment In This 'In The Night Garden' Book

Upsy Daisy.

Topics not to cover, hint at, or midly imply in children's books: premature ejaculation, premature ejaculation onto bellies, the sound premature ejaculation makes.

Glad we've got that covered. Now someone needs to pass the memo onto the writers of the 'In the Night Garden' children's book. ASAP. 


Tell me I'm not the only one who thinks this is abit off? I'm guessing igglepiggle got abit excited. Happens to us all big fella 󾍇

Posted by David Lordan on Monday, 28 March 2016

A parent posted the picture to The Unmumsy Mum Facebook group, and people were quick to agree that "Upsy Daisy is a slut" (let's be careful not to slut-shame now, mums and dads).

The character allegedly "goes round kissing everyone, lifting her skirt and pulling her bed around with her", which yep, definitely a slut. Because it's not like she's part of a children's TV show where that behaviour could be explained innocently, is it? She's a hussy. A hussy with terrible, terrible hair. 

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