“I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it" - everyone who's ever spoken to you, since you grew too big to sit on the sofa and watch Matilda over and over while shovelling Coco Pops into your mouth and sending handmade birthday cards in to Blue Peter hosts who never replied to you.
It was also a KEY quote from that movie, systematic child abuse softened by the introduction of beautiful and kind Miss Honey. The actress who played this angel personified is now 50 years old, and people are freaking out on the internet.com.
'Where did the years go?! How can this have happened? WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE LOOK LIKE NOW?!' we hear you scream, because you are no better than the other hooligans obsessed with revelling in nostalgia and expressing shock at the passage of linear time.
Wanna see lovely lady Embeth Davidtz? 'Course ya do:
That's right, she looks buff. I.e the same as before. As in, totes better than you and perfect in every way:
You are feeling super old right now, aren't you, 90s kids. But Embeth is not. What a midnf***. Happy Friday!
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