Every so often, we hear something so stupid that our mind can't even handle it. It's a level of dumb that's almost incomprehensible.
Now, take all of those things and put them in one place: welcome to this post. That's right - people shared the most deranged things they've ever heard other living, breathing people say, and now we're sharing them with you.
Plus a little sweet, sweet Photoshop to bring a few of these bizarre scenarios to life. You're welcome.
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