The internet is a wonderful place.
It can help people meet others, just like them, so that they can fall in love and enjoy the rest of their lives together in exquisite bliss.
But it can also make people jaded and jealous. Bitter. Sad.
They lash out, with hashtags like #SingleBecause, in a desperate attempt to explain why they haven't found a life partner in this crazy mixed up world in which we found ourselves existing.
That said, all of their reasons are totally fair. We're definitely on board with the food and cash-based ones, that's for damn sure.
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