Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Nah.
Thou art not like a summer's day AT ALL, mate. Like, not even one bit.
What you are like is these 19 pictures lovingly collated by the people of me_irl, a subreddit dedicated to, well, you. IRL.
If you can look through each of these pictures without muttering "it me" afterwards, then we don't want to know who "me" is.