Yeah, Pokémon Go is obviously the greatest app ever made, but you know what, it will always fall short. Why? Because Pokémon are not and never will be real.
There. We said it.
No matter how hard we wish upon a star, or a Ho-Oh or whatever, we're doomed to an Earth populated by boring old regular animals and a legal system that frowns upon forcing them to fight each other. Thanks, fascists.
But thanks to Japanese artist, Totomame, we can get a sneak peak at what Pokémon might look like IRL. Here are 17 of our favourites!