Has your partner just said, 'it's not Staryu, it's me?'. Are you stuck at home tonight with no plans, because all your friends are out chasing monsters?
Life can be tentacruel, but we've found a fun solution for bored Poke-widows/widowers out there. Introducing... Pokémon nail art.
It's fun, it's easy (kinda) and will make it *look* like you give two craps about the virtual reality craze sweeping the world - while you remain safe in the knowledge that you're still at Level 0.
We've even provided some Poké-puns to help you be the very best. Enjoy!