Quit Your Job, Now! Cards Against Humanity Is Looking For New Writers

Bet you know the PERFECT person for this job...

We've all fancied ourselves as a comedian at some time or another, but imagine being paid to come up with jokes for the funniest (and most twisted) card game of all time?

Yep, Cards Against Humanity (the 'party game for horrible people') are looking for new writers. AND YOU CAN DO IT FROM YOUR BED.

They're seeking a new team of "remote contributors” who could earn $40 - around £31 - per hour while working from home.

The advert said: “Cards Against Humanity is looking for new writers. If your cards are solid, you’ll join our pool of remote contributors and make $40/hr writing poop jokes as needed — which is “sometimes.”

“We strongly encourage applicants from historically marginalized communities to apply, particularly people of colour, immigrants, and members of the LGBTQ+ community.

“Also looking for hot single dads. Good luck. We love you.”

BRB, quitting my job to research poop gags. 

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