"Paul and Mary don't make the cakes. They never have".
Any illusion of Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry's (OK, just Mary's) authenticity has been smashed forever. Love Productions have confirmed that they've NEVER baked a cake in a tent.
A source told The Sun on Sunday newspaper: "Paul in particular often talks about what 'we' have done, so it will come as a shock to fans."
Love Productions added: "They are baked on the day and Paul and Mary could never do that."
People who spend their Wednesday nights with mouths agape, poised for soggy bottom puns are LOSING their marble cake online. It's not pretty.
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Catch Mary, Paul, Mel and Sue doing absolutely no baking in Wednesday night's FINAL final, unless the baying mob catch them before then.
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