Given the recent closure of BBC's recipe division, we have decided to fill the gap.
Here are some of our favourite ever recipes, from saltwater taffy to medicinal fried chicken.
Get Stuffed with CC's RecipesComedy Central's favourite food moments and recipes from Friends, Broad City, South Park and more.
1 of 12Warner Bros.Traditional English Trifle: A layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions.
2 of 12Comedy CentralBroad City Brownies: Errr, we dunno... Throw some chocolate in there, some brownie mix, some "secret ingredient" and you're set.
3 of 12ParamountChocolate Salty Balls: Delicious balls of salted chocolate, the only thing left to do is put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!
4 of 12Warner Bros.Thanksgiving Turkey: Stuff one raw turkey with Joey Tribbiani's head. Serve cold.
5 of 12Yalli Productions via Comedy Central Impractical Jokers Hot Dogs: Wait, is that a hotdog? You can't trust the IJ guys, so will need to investigate the bun fully before eating.
6 of 12Soup: "Mmm", you'll say. "Noodle soup!"
7 of 12The Moist-Maker: Essentially a turkey sandwich, but with an extra layer of gravy-soaked bread in the middle. Make sure you guard it with your life, as many people will want to steal it.
8 of 12Warner Bros.Phoebe's Cookies: What's in them? Nobody knows. Unless you read the back of a pack of supermarket cookies, and then you might have a pretty good idea.
9 of 12Comedy CentralPairing Wines: Amy Schumer knows the importance of picking the perfect wine for each meal. Eating 3kg of fish? You'll need a magnum of white wine.
10 of 12Warner Bros.Saltwater Taffy: Whatever you do, don't add saltwater. (Which begs the question... why the name?)
11 of 12https://www.flickr.com/Medicinal Fried Chicken: What's better than fried chicken? Fried chicken that's good for you, and also sold on the Black Market.
12 of 12Floor Cheesecake: Essentially it's just cheesecake, but on a bed of hallway flooring. Mmm, delicious AND unhygienic!
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Classic Friends Food Moments Even Joey Would ShareCustard, goood. Jam, goood. Meat, gooood.
1 of 24Warner Bros.Chandler: "Cheese. It's milk... that you chew."
2 of 24Warner Bros.Ross: "Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewellery box she'd made."
3 of 24Warner Bros.Phoebe [after trying Mockolate]: "Oh, oh sweet lord! This is what evil must taste like!"
4 of 24Warner Bros.Ross [on Monica's turkey sandwich]: "Her secret is, she puts an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread in the middle—I call it the Moist Maker."
5 of 24Warner Bros.Phoebe: "Well, y'know, I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Toulouse." Monica: "What was her name?" Phoebe: "Nesele Toulouse." Monica: "NESTLÉ TOLLHOUSE?"
6 of 24Warner Bros.Monica: "Oh my God! It's in the quiche! Oh my God!" Phoebe: "Okay, don't panic. I'm gonna go to the store, I'm gonna get you another set of nails, no one's gonna know, and you're gonna look great."
7 of 24Warner Bros.Monica: "I bet this will work!"
8 of 24Warner Bros.Phoebe: "Taffy, really? I’ve never had any." Ross: "Ever?!" Phoebe: "Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats."
9 of 24Warner Bros.Rachel: "I will have the side salad." Waiter: "And what will that be on the side of?" Rachel: "I don't know. Why don't you just put it right here next to my water?"
10 of 24Warner Bros.Steve: "Tartlets? Tartlets? Tartlets? The word has lost all meaning."
11 of 24Warner Bros.Phoebe: "Joey! Those are my maternity pants!" Joey: "Not now! These are my Thanksgiving pants!"
12 of 24Warner Bros.Rachel: "I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!"
13 of 24Warner Bros.Joey: "And, a brownie! Well, half a brownie. Actually, it’s just bag. It’s been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin’ to feel faint so…"
14 of 24Warner Bros.Ross: "I saw a psychiatrist at work today." Monica: "Why?!" Ross: "On account of my rage."
15 of 24Warner Bros.Joey: (pulls out a fork) "All right, what are we havin’?"
16 of 24Warner Bros.Monica: "Why, it's dinner for six. 5 steaks, and an eggplant for Phoebe."
17 of 24Warner Bros.
18 of 24Warner Bros.Chandler: "Look, you’re a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside."
19 of 24Warner Bros.Joey: "I called the sperm bank today, they haven't sold a single unit of Tribianni. Nobody wants my product."
20 of 24Warner Bros.Joey: "I wasn't trying to save Ross. Okay? My sandwich was next to Ross. All right? I was trying to save my sandwich."
21 of 24Warner Bros.Phoebe: "We ordered the Joey Special." Joey: "Two pizzas?!"
22 of 24Warner Bros.Joey: "Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?" Chandler: "I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me?" Joey: "Yeah. With a bite!"
23 of 24Warner Bros.Joey: "It worked! I scared ya, I knew it! Ha-ha!" Chandler: "I'm over here big guy."
24 of 24Warner Bros.He sure don't.
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