Reddit Users Name Genitals After Movie Titles. Hilarity Ensues

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We give names to hurricanes and goldfish, so we might as well name our dicks too. It's only fair.

But it's not such an easy task. If your nom de plums (sorry) is too gruff and bolshy, you come across as insecure. Too fun and light, and you risk convincing potential partners that your genitals are a joke to be tittered at.

You could always take inspiration from movies? And we're not talking characters or film legends - we mean the titles. They're perfect.

Don't believe us? Just take a look at some of these suggestions from a Reddit thread entitled Men of Reddit, what movie title would describe your penis?, by Fire-Crotch_McGee.