Hipsters. You know the type. Bearded young trendsters setting out to ruin all that's good and pure in the world, like vegetables. And ukuleles. And V-necks. An- OK, we digress.
What we've REALLY got beef with, though, is the plate situation in currently 'cool' places to eat. Gone are the days of plain white china, a chintzy mismatched teacup for your coffee, at a push.
Now we're asked to eat off garden shovels. Watch where you order your roast from, it could be served on a *clipboard*. Our sausages are SUSPENDED FROM METAL HANGING DEVICES.
We want plates, and so do the people on this perfect Twitter account.