Ridiculous Dogsitting Rule Book Makes Your Doggo Obsession Look Tame

"No carbs"

Think you're completely, utterly, one hunny p OBSESSED with doggos and would do absolutely ANYTHING for them?

Meet Tommy Rivers (and his Aunt, who asked him to babysit her precious pooch Pepper for a couple of days).

Tommy likes dogs as much as the next good internet person, but even he thought Pepper's list of demands could be a bit ~much~

TINDER F*CKBOIS FORCE DOGS TO TAKE PICS WITH THEM: