Ridiculously WTF-Worthy Vintage Dating Advice

"Please and flatter your date by talking about the things he wants to talk about."

Dating in 2017 is a minefield. Do you text first? Is the third date too soon to say “I love you”? Is ghosting really kinder than a simple, “thanks, but no thanks,” WhatsApp – or is that just how shitbags justify their shitbaggery to themselves?

Well, our couples on Your Face Or Mine – arriving on Comedy Central on Wednesday 17th May – have managed to navigate their way to actually having a boyfriend or girlfriend, though if hosts Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan have anything to do with it they might find themselves single soon enough. 

Perhaps, in that case, they might want to take a look at this vintage romance advice from the 1930s, 40s and 50s… Or not. It’s a wonder your grandparents ever got together at all. But let’s not think about that too much, eh?

Tune in to brand new Your Face Or Mine from Wednesday 17th May at 8pm

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