"No I look fat."
"Nah, I'm not gonna say hi guys."
This is how Rihanna's INCREDIBLE Vogue make up tutorial begins, before we're blessed with 10 WHOLE MINUTES of her awesome personality.
It's not often we get to hear the Queen's unfiltered chatter and honestly, talking us through her contouring technique is best gift she's ever given: '"I have a huge forehead so I like to go in a lil' deeper down here, hide that, na what am sayin?'"
"Everybody knows concealer is made for hiding bags and dark circles and hangovers and bad decisions."
LIVING. FOR. THIS. Watch the whole thing five times then go forth and be the best person (read: Rihanna lookalike) you can be.