Ryan Gosling Accidentally Licked Someone And It Wasn't You

"You know when you're eating something and your brain sends your tongue to find out what it is?"

Have you ever accidentally put someone's belly in your mouth? No. No you haven't. But Ryan Gosling has, and you weren't there. Somehow, Graham Norton found out about it, and naturally now has the rest of the world.

"Were you having a deep tissue massage?" Graham interjected on The Graham Norton Show, as randomly as any sane person would, who'd just found out Ryan Gosling licks people.

"Where you goin' with this Graham?" the belly-licker asked.

"It's a funny story, tell it", said the chat show host, intent on making our lives better in every way.

"I had an awful experience having a Turkish massage, where this guy's idea of massage was to, like, take my one leg and the other arm and try to connect it behind my back," he went on.

"I... I was kind of like... well, his belly went into my mouth.

And you know when you've got something in your mouth, like you're eating something and your brain sends your tongue to find out what it is? My tongue was like WHAT IS THAT?!

It's a hairy belly", Ryan confessed.

BRB, off to train as a masseuse. In Turkey. Here's the whole goddamn video because, well, look at the man:

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