Ryan Gosling's Wax Statue Is Here And The World Is Enraged, Quite Frankly

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Ryan Gosling is taking over the world and what better way to solidify this fact than an actual, solid waxwork at Madame Tussauds?

Following La La Land's knock-out Oscar sweep (14 nominations, woah) it was only right that the the jazz-loving actor was represented in the hall of fame that houses Beyonce, Tom Cruise, Britney and all the biggest household names in pop culture.

Except, uh, it looks nothing like him. As in, not even a tiny weeny bit. Here is Ryan. Lovely. Yum.

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And here's his likeness. Holy Fuckballs:

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Is he...  is he pooing?

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This girl didn't care either way

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But the internet certainly does

IF 2017'S OSCAR-NOMINATED POSTERS TOLD THE TRUTH: