Snapchat's the new instagram, dead's the new alive. That's what we're taking from this incredibly ~humerus~ (geddit? Only smart people get it) Snapchat story uploaded by comedy genius/Tumblr user Cooper.
Cooper got bored and threw this on his Tumblr back in 2014, but the post was viewed 150,000 times in the first 24 hours when posted on Imgur this week. Death to new ideas, 'cos this one's a classic.
Hey there, buddy.
He's off on an adventure! How cute!
He wouldn't dare, would he.
Shit, maybe he would.