Simply The Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes Of All Time

OF ALL TIME.

Christmas is nothing if not a group of estranged family members sitting around a cold dead bird, exchanging terrible jokes. It's a strange old tradition, but without those crackers filled with dodgy one-liners, it'd probably be even weirder.

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Here's a collection of the most gloriously shitty cracker jokes of all time, illustrated for your pleasure. Share them with your family, or just sit and scroll through on Christmas Day. Keeping up traditions shouldn't mean you actually have to *talk* to people, eh?

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