Anyone who's used Siri for anything more than saying 'hello' once before losing interest completely will know she can really help you out, (in your quest to become embroiled in an argument with an inanimate object).
Whether you need the time, a dinner recommendation, or a good bollocking for no good reason, sassy Siri is there. Here's our pick of the funniest, most outrageous stuff she comes out with - and you can try them all at home. Unless you're on Android. But then you probably weren't cool enough to be reading this article anyway.
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