Some Frozen Poo Fell From A Plane And Injured A Woman

It's a turd, it's a plane!
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A frozen block of poo and urine fell from a plane and landed on a woman in India, injuring her shoulder.

Don't worry though, she's totally alive and fine, as the poop bounced off a nearby rooftop, instead of landing directly on her. The Times of India reported that it was the size of a football... now that's a whole lot of turd.

Deepak Jain, a school teacher and witness, told The Times: ‘I was only 25 feet away from the spot where the monster came crashing down. Children and villagers witnessed the fall and then heard screams.’

We'd scream too if we saw a load of faeces falling from the sky.