The Windsors have good genes. They come from good stock, which results in long lives, stong bones and larger-than-life pearly whites. The Queen - simply the most badass byotch on God's green Earth. Prince George - tiny, dresses-better-than-you male-version of the same.
But you know what they say about inbreeding. Doubling up on chromosomes as strong as these is bound to have bad consequences. Which Twitter user @jennywhojenny proved with this terrifying face swap:
You can stop screaming into your commemorative Royal Wedding pillow now.
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