South Park Superfans Confessed Their Deepest Secrets And It Turns Out They're A Horny Bunch

"I want to f*** Kyle, I'd like to see him blush and moan while sucking his d***."

If you didn't suspect it already, it turns out that South Park fans have some dirty little minds.

And if you did, it turns out they're even filthier than you had ever dreamed.

Because a Tumblr for South Park Confessions has unleashed the imaginations of these superfans, who would be all over Kyle if they possibly could.

Like, they are seriously thirsty for the South Park kids.

For real.

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