If you've not spent the last week in floods of tears, sporting a French tuck while inhaling a bowl of guacamole, quite frankly we don't want to talk to you.
Queer Eye fans have drooled over Karamo Brown for two whole Series (and over a decade, if they remember him from The Real World Philadelphia back in 2004!)
But, alas. He's engaged. And wants RuPaul of RuPaul's Drag Race to be his best man. YASSSSS, QUEEEEEENS!
Speaking to Entertainment Tonight, the squeaky clean motivational speaker explained how RuPaul helped him accept who he was:
“Listen, RuPaul, we have never met. You have influenced me since I was 12 years old and you had your talk show back in the day on VH1. I would love for you to join me at my wedding. Listen, I want you right next to me. I will kick my best friend out of the way if RuPaul wants to stand next to me as my best man."
WHUUUUUUT! We can TOTALLY see this happening!
The Pop Culture expert went on: "I have been planning this wedding [since] before I got engaged. But I'm a groomzilla because I want everyone to have a good time. So, the event really is not about me. It's about my partner, my kids, our families, our friends".
Jonathan's going to be the ring bearer, in a cute dress. Let that sink in for a minute, honey.
“I want a big wedding,” Brown said. “You think the Royals did it? Meghan Markle ain't going to have nothing on this event.”
Cannot. Wait. For. The. Photos. AND THE OUTFITS!
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