Teacher Gives 14 Year-Olds Quiz About Cocaine, Pimps & Hoes

"Dwayne pimps three hoes. It's $85 per trick - how many tricks must one ho perform to support an $800 a day crack habit?"

We all had that one teacher that would do ANYTHING to get down with the kids. Maybe they showered you with 'Well Done' stickers? Let you watch a movie vaguely-related-to-the-subject in the last lesson of the semester, instead of doing any work? Brought in some cookies when you did well on your test?

Bet they never wrote you a 10 question quiz about pimps, hoes, drugs and shootings, though. Maybe because it's fifty shades of g-racist. Maybe because it's totally immoral. Maybe because IT IS AN INSANELY STUPID THING TO DO.

Joanne Bolser was placed on administrative leave from Burns Middle School in Alabama after one of her language art students reportedly took a picture of the quiz and sent it to his mother. And looking at it, yeah, we can see why...

Questions include humdingers like: "Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make a 20% profit. How many one ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit?"

We don't know what's worse - the fact this teacher thought this was an OK thing to give to a bunch of 14 year-olds, the fact she put an unnecessary apostrophe in the word 'hoes', or that that we cannot even start to fathom the answer to any of these questions.

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