This is not a news story about how the most perfect man in the world is now into online dating, but it should be. Because what else can you call a man who uses Google autocomplete to fill out his online dating profile? Perfect. He's perfect. And so is his new bio.
I used Google autocomplete to write a dating profile and it may be the best dating profile ever pic.twitter.com/DyspovLr3t— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) January 21, 2016
Comedian Aaron Gillies, who goes by @TechnicallyRon on twitter, revealed his genius method last night. Although he comes across pretty well (he likes turtles), his desired lover leaves a little to be... well, desired.
If you're addicted to alcohol, can fix cars, and think the earth is flat, then please reach out to Gillies now.