This Man Used Google Autocomplete To Fill Out His Dating Profile And Yes, Just Yes

"I like turtles"

This is not a news story about how the most perfect man in the world is now into online dating, but it should be. Because what else can you call a man who uses Google autocomplete to fill out his online dating profile? Perfect. He's perfect. And so is his new bio. 

Comedian Aaron Gillies, who goes by @TechnicallyRon on twitter, revealed his genius method last night. Although he comes across pretty well (he likes turtles), his desired lover leaves a little to be... well, desired.

If you're addicted to alcohol, can fix cars, and think the earth is flat, then please reach out to Gillies now.