Ten Things That No, Kids Can't Be When They Grow Up

It's nice to dream, but if you ask your kids what they want to be when they grow up, and they give you any of these answers, put them up for adoption...

[subheader]A police dog[/subheader]

[subheader]A stick[/subheader]

[subheader]Some ham[/subheader]

[subheader]Wind[/subheader]

[subheader]An aeroplane[/subheader]

[subheader]Denmark[/subheader]

[subheader]A professional person that eats ink for money[/subheader]

[subheader]An octopus[/subheader]

[subheader]Chris Tarrant[/subheader]

[subheader]The road[/subheader]