[subheader]1. Dryden Mitchell from Alien Ant Farm[/subheader]
Sometimes Dryden has a Mohawk, and sometimes he has the inverse of a Mohawk. The human embodiment of yin and yang. Makes you think.
[subheader]2. Most of Mushroomhead[/subheader]
“Entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily” said philosopher William Of Occam (1285-1349). Mushroomhead visually fly in the face of such so-called wisdom with a more-is-more approach that would leave William Of Occam trembling in his monk’s habit.
[subheader]3. Chad Gray from Mudvayne[/subheader]
Most people would struggle to grow five-foot dreadlocks from their heads, yet Chad Gray managed to do it from his chin. Proof that there is no limit to what humanity is truly capable of.
[subheader]4. All of Mudvayne, in fact[/subheader]
A stark reminder from Mudvayne that, in the words of Thomas Hobbes (1588-1679), “The life of man is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.”
[subheader]5. Wayne Static (RIP) from Static-X[/subheader]
Hair that defies gravity, yet a swinging, plaited beard that is forced to obey it. Makes you think about the duality of life and stuff.
[subheader]6. Everyone even vaguely associated with Twisted Method[/subheader]
It’s just, like, what, like what's going on, man, you know?
[subheader]7. Josey Scott from Saliva[/subheader]
“O, a kiss
Long as my exile, sweet as my revenge!
Now, by the jealous queen of heaven, that kiss I carried from thee, dear, and my true lip
Hath virgined it e’er since.” – Coriolanus, act 5, scene 3. Maybe relevant, dunno. Not really sure what it means.
[subheader]8. Miguel Rascón from Coal Chamber[/subheader]
“One cannot step twice in the same river” said Greek philosopher Heraclitus (540BCE-480BCE). Likewise, no two combinations of hair, dye, gel, chains, piercings, contact lenses and necklaces will ever be truly identical.
[subheader]9. The fella with the sculpted eyebrows, Mohawk and sideburns from Dope[/subheader]
You do you, dude. You do you.
[subheader]10. Vanilla Ice during his nu-metal phase[/subheader]
Is it still a bowl cut if you only have a plate? When are they going to make a Playmobil movie? So many questions.
[subheader]11. Twiggy Ramirez from Marilyn Manson[/subheader]
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken” – Oscar Wilde (1854-1900).
[subheader]12. Shifty Shellshock from Crazy Town[/subheader]
His chin looks like someone’s played Pin The Tail On The Donkey on it.