The 19 Stages of Living with Mice

Such an emotional rollercoaster.

[subheader:list:1]Where did all these little black sesame seeds come from?[/subheader]

[subheader:list:2]Why are the walls always making that weird scratchy sound?[/subheader]

[subheader:list:3]Wait... is that a mouse?[/subheader]

[subheader:list:4]Holy crap! There's a dangerous animal in my living room![/subheader]

[subheader:list:5]Get out! This is my domain![/subheader]

[subheader:list:6]Oh look, there's that mouse again. I should really do something about that.[/subheader]

[subheader:list:7]Hey, it's Jeff! Alright fella, where's Anabelle today?[/subheader]

[subheader:list:8]I don't know why people complain about mice. Why can't we all just get along?[/subheader]

[subheader:list:9]Wait... What happened to all my crisps?[/subheader]

[subheader:list:10]This is not okay![/subheader]

[subheader:list:11]I am going to catch the crap out of these mice.[/subheader]

[subheader:list:12]Or maybe I'll buy a humane mouse trap. Because I am a good person.[/subheader]

[subheader:list:13]I am such a good person.[/subheader]

[subheader:list:14]Oh my god! I actually caught a mouse![/subheader]

[subheader:list:15]I am a master hunter![/subheader]

[subheader:list:16]Okay, so what I do with this mouse?[/subheader]

[subheader:list:17]Run free little mousey![/subheader]

[subheader:list:18]God, I am a good person.[/subheader]

[subheader:list:19]I miss Jeff.[/subheader]

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