Do you have a spirit animal? We do, and it's that one that sleeps all day and only wakes up to climb down from its little perch in a tree to poop.
People cooler than us should pick this pooch as theirs, as an original picture of a cool dog on a beach was quickly leapt upon by Reddit's Photoshop geniuses, who then produced what can only be described as a gallery of pictures of the coolest dog in the world.
Don't believe us? See for yourself, disbelieving dog-hater!