Whether it's Ross's "Pivot!"s or Monica's "Seven!"s, we can't get enough. That's why we decided to rank all the best quotes from the show to settle the decade-long debate: which character is the funniest?
The Definitive Ranking Of Friends Quotes"Transponster. That's not even a word!" Now it is, Monica. Now it is.
1 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central35. Sure, after a life of body shaming and snarky comments, that’s exactly what Monica needs - her brother commenting of her food intake as a child. Nice one, fuck face.
2 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central34. Have you considered that maybe, just maybe, you’re not a good person to begin with?
3 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central33. Nice try, Pheebs. Although we approve of your sense of humour.
4 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central32. Ah, Joey, only one thing on your mind, you player, you.
5 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central31. Let’s be honest, it ain’t *that* great. It’s just fun to say.
6 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central30. Frankly, not the best chat up line. We have a feeling it would be terribly ineffective IRL.
7 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central29. Well, Chandler, this line is funny because of how bad it is. Maybe you should reconsider your career in advertising, buddy.
8 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central28. A bit rude re: your best friends, don’t you think, Phoebe?
9 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central27. Were you though, Ross? Were you?
10 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central26. RUDE.
11 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central25. Nice burn, Chandler. Get it? Ok, we’ll see ourselves out now.
12 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central24. We love how your brain works, Joey. We truly do.
13 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central23. Now it is, Monica. Now it is.
14 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central22. Ah, ok. Got it.
15 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central21. Not gonna lie, this part always turns us on a little bit.
16 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central20. We… We’ve literally never thought about interior design this way. Thank you for opening our eyes, Joey.
17 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central19. We all know there’s not such a thing as left phalange, but oh boy, is it fun to say!
18 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central18. Mmmm, salmon skin rolls.
19 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central17. And neither do we.
20 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central16. The last couple of seasons, keep up, mate.
21 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central15. I *KNOW*!
22 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central14. One of the most useful reaction GIFs in existence.
23 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central13. Awww! You’re *our* lobster! Let's hold claws forever.
24 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central12. That’s the tough question we ask ourselves daily too, Chandler.
25 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central11. Literally our answer to everything that involves leaving the house.
26 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central10. PIVOT!!!!
27 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central9. Welcome, Crap Bag. My name is Princess Consuela Banana Hammock. Pleased to meet you.
28 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central8. Comforting our friends like...
29 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central7. It’s impossible to say these three words and not immitate Janice.
30 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central6. That is… Oddly motivating.
31 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central5. Our life motto, tbh.
32 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central4. Our Tinder strategy.
33 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central3. When you own your conference meeting and your boss finally notices your hard work.
34 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central2. Ain’t that what life comes down to…
35 of 35Warner Bros./Comedy Central1. The perfect mind game. The ultimate Friends challenge. Do they know that we know they know we know? They know.
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1 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central29. Paul The Wine Guy: A filthy, filthy liar. Off with his head!
2 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central28. Ryan The Navy Guy: All he wanted was to get laid. He didn’t care about Pheebs AT ALL.
3 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central27. Barry Farber: Once a cheater, always a cheater.
4 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central26. Larry: He. Wanted. To. Close. Central. Perk. That is all.
5 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central25. Aurora: She was married to a man named Rick, and also had a boyfriend, Ethan, on the side. Lucky Aurora. Unlucky Chandler.
6 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central24. Sarah: For the last time, JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD.
7 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central23. Fun Bobby: More like Ridiculously Dull Bobby, tbh.
8 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central22. Katie The Puncher: This kind of behaviour is never acceptable.
9 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central21. Paolo: Nothing but a Crap Weasel.
10 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central20. Susie Moss: Just us, or did Susie Underpants go a little bit too far for revenge?
11 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central19. Julio: Oh, so bad in bed.
12 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central18. Emily Waltham: Pass.
13 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central17. Joanna: Everyone hates mascara goop, though - don't they?
14 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central16. Elizabeth Stevens: So young. So pure. So annoying.
15 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central15. Janine Lacroix: Now, who's blah, missy?!
16 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central14. Gary: HE SHOT A BIRD!
17 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central13. David The Science Guy: So smart. So sweet. So close.
18 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central12. Paul Stevens: And what a love machine he was.
19 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central11. Mona: Mona by name, moaner by nature.
20 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central10. Tag Jones: If only we could keep him as a pet.
21 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central9. Richard Burke: SWOON.
22 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central8. Kate Miller: She and Joey could've had something special, but ambition got in the way. Brutal.
23 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central7. Julie: We always wondered whether it worked out with her and Russ...
24 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central6. Joshua - Josh…UA: A veritable snooze-fest of a boyfriend.
25 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central5. Carol: It's literally impossible to dislike Carol. True story.
26 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central4. Charlie Wheeler: Smart, independent, beautiful. Charlie really had it all, didn't she?
27 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central3. Janice: She'll always have a special place in our hearts.
28 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central2. Mike Hannigan: He had a heart of gold and played a mean piano. MARRY US, MIKE HANNIGAN!
29 of 29Warner Bros./Comedy Central1. Cecilia Monroe: WHAT. A. WOMAN.
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