Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Erm, no Ariel, 'cos it didn't include holographic lip gloss, did it? You brushed your hair with a rusty fork. That's the last beauty tip we ever took from you and we're still paying for it.
The holidays are fast approaching and everyone's on the look out for shiny sparkles to set them apart from the rest - mermaids included.
We think we might have cracked it with this 3D shiny sass - it's holographic lips in a bottle.
Sure, it looks like it'd attract every stray strand of hair on your head and suuure you probably have to reapply every three minutes. But damn, in the right light it'd make some great Snapchats. And what's the point of doing anything if not for that, eh?