FLESH-COLOURED TIGHTS WITH THE TOENAIL POLISH ALREADY PRINTED ON THEM.
Sorry for being so abrupt, but that's the only way we could get the distressing/wonderful news out that yes, flesh-coloured-tights-with-the-toenail-polish-already-printed-on-them are indeed now a thing.
We've checked, and it's not actually one of the seven signs of the apocalypse (but we're pretty sure that was just an oversight by the Bible's authors. BECAUSE LOOK AT THEM.)
The ‘fake nail five fingers stockings’ are the invention of Japanese online shop Belle Maison and we're 100% sure they won't work. No two toe nails are alike. Not even the ones on your left and right feet.
Still, if they do work, at least we'll look banging when the apocalypse comes.
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