The Kit Kat Pizza And 5 More Japanese Fast-Food Crimes Against Humanity

Burger King Japan's new all-black burger may have grabbed the world's attention, but it's merely the tip of an insane, deep-fried iceberg...

[subheader:list:1]Chocolate Meets Fries![/subheader]

WHAT THE HELL...?
For the helpless fat-and-sugar addict looking to feed both their vices simultaneously, Japan's Lotteria chain offers this vast serving of fries with chocolate dipping-sauce. You're probably best scuttling off to the toilets and scarfing these down in a cubicle, rather than run the risk of being spotted by anyone you know. 

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[subheader:list:2]Big Big Big Mac![/subheader]

WHAT THE HELL...?
It never made it to the UK, but this beefy behemoth is available to lucky McDonalds customers in Japan. If you want to experience a Mega Mac for yourself, you'll need two standard Big Macs, an unsually low shame-threshold and a few spare hours to spend writhing on the floor, gripping your pulsating tummy.

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[subheader:list:3]Ten-Stack Megaburger![/subheader]

WHAT THE HELL...?
Making the Mega Mac look like a gluten-free nut-cutlet, these gargantuan Lotteria burgers were promotional tie-ins with anime series Attack On Titan, and came stacked with either five patties (oof), seven patties (man alive) or ten patties (Sweet Gentle Christmas Baby Jesus). The ten-patty mega-bastard had to be housed in a cardboard sleeve to keep it horizontal – once removed, things went downhill pretty swiftly: 

Nope, we won't be sleeping tonight either. 

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[subheader:list:4]Triple Noodles-In-Broth Burger![/subheader]

This is what happens when East meets West and they have a drunken one-night stand and an ugly, illegitimate baby is born. Repeat offenders Lotteria are the loons behind this ramen-in-a-bap beast, which'll spray you from head to toe in scalding-hot noodle-juice the moment you so much as touch it.  

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[subheader:list:4]Apple-Pie Burger![/subheader]

Not to be outdone by Lotteria's fries/chocolate mash-up, Burger King Japan have saved their customers precious seconds of face-stuffing time by cross-breeding a cheeseburger with an apple pie. The BK Ringo is topped with a nice thick slice of apple and slathered in spicy apple mayo, and yet has somehow failed to take the world by storm. 

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[subheader:list:5]Fruit-And-Cold-Chicken Meatloaf![/subheader]

WHAT THE HELL...?
Costing £17 a pop, the upmarket Colonel's Dish from KFC Japan is a terrine (ooh-la-la) made of cold chicken or beef and topped with apricots, plums, cranberries, orange and chestnuts stewed in white wine. And to drink, may we suggest pairing this fancy delicacy with a large Krushems Skittles shake? 

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[subheader:list:6]Kit-Kat Pizza![/subheader]

WHAT THE HELL...?
The pizza chain Strawberry Cones put Kit-Kats on a pizza – a sure sign that the end times are now upon us. 

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